In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
-- Calvin Trillin AA

Invention is the mother of necessity.
-- Thorstein Veblen AA

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
-- Tom Stoppard AA

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
-- Farmers' Almanac AA