You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
-- Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon AA

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi AA

You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West AA

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
-- Isaac Asimov AA