It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.
-- Tina Fey AA

I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
-- Jack Handey AA

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
-- Sir Francis Bacon AA

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson AA

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