Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.
-- Lee Entrekin AA

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-- Jeff Valdez AA

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen AA

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-- Irv Kupcinet AA

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