Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
-- Lewis Mumford AA

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
-- Herbert Hoover AA

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb AA

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
-- Harper's Index AA

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