You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-- George Burns AA

I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
-- Babe Ruth AA

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
-- Robert Morley AA

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
-- Sinclair Lewis AA

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