There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
-- G. K. Chesterton AA

Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
-- James Thorpe AA

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
-- Garry Shandling AA

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