The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
-- Bill Murray AA

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
-- Dennis Miller AA

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-- Groucho Marx AA

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-- Dale Carnegie AA

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