I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg AA

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
-- Gustave Flaubert AA

Go, and never darken my towels again.
-- Groucho Marx AA

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
-- Thomas Szasz AA

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