A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
-- Evan Esar AA

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
-- Jay Leno AA

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
-- Peter Ustinov AA

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
-- P. G. Wodehouse AA

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