The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.
-- Steven Wright AA

Writing well means never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'
-- Jef Mallett AA

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx AA

This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim.
-- James Reston AA

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